Correct inappropriate body exposure with photo retouching

"Gawd, I am so offended by Pamela Anderson's show of nipples. Firstly, because it's so in-your-face and immodest (old-fashioned me). And secondly because it is aesthetically ugghh! Sister, your nipples are in the wrong place. And your humungous breast implants are responsible for that. The nipples seem completely disoriented with the unnatural shape and size; they seem to have ended up at a higher point than they should have — as any woman (or man) will agree... So Pamela, please cover up."